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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes? A flip-flop."
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"Head says ""Forget about her."" Heart says ""Tell her u love her."" Bottle of whisky says""Ride the cat around the house & you'll feel better."""
"I don't think people should throw stones in regular houses either."
"""No thanks, I filled up on breadsticks."" - Eve to the Serpent in the Olive Garden of Eden"
"I respect the moon, it controls two of our most precious elements, oceans and wolves."
"My son failed gym. But he unlocked every achievement on Left 4 Dead so it's a wash."
"What does Beyonce eat food out of? An IrreplacaBOWL."
"AOL was hacked yesterday so watch out for spam email that looks like it came from 1995."
"What type of wrists are the scariest? Terror wrists."
"Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television? Because the white balance was off on the camera."