200918

Joke of the Day

"I lent my cell phone to my cousin, but he kept going to out-of-service areas causing me to receive extra charges on my monthly bill... So I call him and say ""Ay cousin! Stop Roman around!"""

"Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul? He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change."

"Hey girl are you the great American West? Because you're flat and fertile"

"Wanna hear a joke? March 8."

"Is there a mouse in the house ? No but there's a moose on the loose !"

"What do fish in Jamaica smoke ? Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door."

"TERRIBLE INVENTION PITCH: decaf Red Bull"

"Don't ever do that again knock know who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? .... You said you'd never forget"

"Whats the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on."

"A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chances of a medal."