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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a German with no good inside? Guten free."

"What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play? GET OFF MY LAN!"

"What rhymes with orange No it doesn't"

"The new Pope So now that the new Pope is Argentinian they may say that they own Vatican City because they had a temporary residance there. It's not like it has happend before."

"""Oh hello, I didn't see you there!"" - Translation: I have failed to avoid you"

"You can learn a lot about your kids by simply turning off the TV and talking. For example I discovered that mine are really boring."

"Why do you never see black people on cruises? They're not falling for that one again!!"

"Don't be that guy that tells people not to be that guy."

"I get bi with a little help from my girl friends."

"Knock knock Who is it? GESTAPO GESTAPO who? VEE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!"