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Joke of the Day

"Please pray for girls everywhere who are getting a ""What's up"" text right now Be strong. Don't answer. Eat ice cream."

"What does a penis and an ego have in common? All men have one! "

"My friend thinks the newly married couple of #s 4 and 9 are a boring one. I told him that's normal as they are pretty square."

"*wearing an apron and oven mitts* This is an old family recipe *I take a bag of M&Ms out of the freezer*"

"How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk? When it's past your eyes."

"I predict futuristic fiction will become very popular. Nope, just an example of futuristic fiction. It wasn't that great because that's what futuristic fiction is like."

"No matter how often I scream METALLICA in the poolside DJ's face I don't think he's going to play them. Here come the police they'll help me"

"How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting? Sorry, you can't!"

"Which computer sings the best? A Dell"

"What is Shakespeare's favourite snack? Hamlet du fromage"