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Joke of the Day
"Oh Jesus another fuckin day, they just keep comin."
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"Did you hear about that fire at the circus?! I heard it was in tents!"
"According to Proactiv commercials, people with acne are incapable of being happy AND finding love. Tough break, mutants."
"Do you know anything about real estate? ""Points to groin"" Can you tell me if this is a ""lot"""
"How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Rectal thermometer tastes like shit"
"Why did China lose WW2? Because their weapons were made in China"
"The first rule of thesaurus club is... You do not talk, speak, communicate, orate, or converse about thesaurus club"
"People can be so fucking rude when they catch you listening in on their conversation."
"What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit? A Dreddit!"
"I'd like to give a shout out to the sidewalk.... for keeping me off the streets."