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Joke of the Day
"Oh Jesus another fuckin day, they just keep comin."
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"A world without women...... Is a pain in the ass"
"God: u can ask me 1 question me: ok if the singular of geese is goose is the singular of sheep a shoop God: [later] devil: welcome to hell"
"Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community? Because it wasn't Canon."
"When I die... I want to go peacefully in my sleep. Like my father. Not screaming and yelling. Like his passengers"
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along!"
"*A demon tries to posses my soul while I sleep but can't because he's choking on all of the axe body spray I'm wearing*"
"Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan have a fight to the death. Who will win? Everybody."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists don't change anything."
"Nepal: ""just like awkwardly stack two triangles to make our flag"" All the other countries have rectangles ""TWO TRIANGLES"" Alright ok fine"