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Joke of the Day
"What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."
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"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy"
"Me: I think you might have schizophrenia Me: No I don't"
"What do you call a short mexican? A paragraph, because they're not a full essay!"
"Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle? Because its very complementary!"
"Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road? Because he was crossed."
"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then into a chair Then into a table"
"If I was a police sketch artist I would be like ""is this the guy?"" And they would be like ""nope that's a barn"" because I can only draw barns"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of type advantage"
"*still doesn't understand when or why asterisks started indicating action*"