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Joke of the Day
"Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers."
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"My neighbor just threw out the biggest trash I have ever seen.. Boy, I will surely miss Mrs. Jones"
"Sometimes I wonder if my wife ever heard me call her a dumb bitch. I think about it every day since she died from cancer. I never got to say it to her face."
"If Donald Trump becomes president and keeps up his shenanigans, he could be the first president to be impeached. It would be an un-presidented event in American politics."
"Two tomatoes cross the street Two tomatoes cross the street. One of the tomatoes gets hit by a car, and the other tomatoe goes ""Aw, come on... Catch up!"""
"What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers."
"If you can't figure out where you stand with someone, it might be time to stop standing and start walking."
"Wife said she wasn't going to breadtfeed until after dar.. Sorry baby, today is the start of Mamadan. Edit: a letter"
"I'd tell you a joke about statistics But the punchline is probably outside your range."
"Attn Single people: If marriage was so great, there would be 6 people on Twitter right now....."