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Joke of the Day

"never trust a business that uses Papyrus font"

"What is Ke$ha's computer password? Pa$$word"

"How I feel when watching youtube... I dont mind the buffer ... I dont mind the adds... But when the ads buffer... I suffer"

"Slow and Steady Wins the Race. But Fast and Furious killed Paul Walker."

"No matter how busy I am at work, I'm never too busy to complain about how busy I am at work."

"Did you hear about the guy would couldn't open the gherkin jar? He was in quite a pickle."

"A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor The clerk says ""Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!"" The Grasshopper says ""What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"""

"Nice try horror movies, but everyone in my generation is already terrified to answer their phones"

"Did you hear about the hillbilly who was called to testify in court? When he spoke you could only see the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."

"I saw my brother kiss my uncle today. I'm starting to think he's relatively gay."