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Joke of the Day
"To the person who stole my shoes at the McDonald's playplace: Please grow up."
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"What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name."
"*attaches canes horizontally to dozens of old man walkers *watches slowest jousting match ever"
"If you're not singing ""Hitler Baby one more time"" to the tune of Britney Spears' ""Hit Me Baby One More Time"" I'm sorry but you are now."
"There were two fish in a tank. There were two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" How much do pirates pay for their earrings? A buccaneer."
"My great great grandfather died at Custer's last stand? He didn't die fighting he was camping nearby and went over to complain about the noise."
"What can be found in a Judge's freezer? Just ice."
"I really hate it when People punchup the fuckline"
"The other day my friend was telling me I didn't know what irony meant... Which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop."
"""It's too cold in Jamaica, I won't have any fun."" ""Not with that latitude!"""