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Joke of the Day

"If you're not singing ""Hitler Baby one more time"" to the tune of Britney Spears' ""Hit Me Baby One More Time"" I'm sorry but you are now."

"Um, my eyes are up here. -giraffes"

"What moisturiser do bullfighters use? Olay."

"I'm Google AMA"

"An Irishman walked out of a bar. What? It could've happened!"

"In germany there are lots of jokes about the polish, so... What did Piotr get for christmas? ... Your iPod!"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Eat mop"

"Two men walk into a bar. First one says ""I'll have an H20."" Second man says, ""You know what? I'll have an H20 too."" The second man dies."

"i was just singing radiohead's 'creep' into my cat's ear and he started meowing it along with me then we both took a shit in his litter box."

"My daughter just informed me that 75% of you follow me because of how I look. I'm not sure if I'm flattered or insulted."