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Joke of the Day
"What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married? You cant-elope!"
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"Did you hear about the couple who stole a calendar? They both got six months."
"You're not fat. You're just... easier to see!"
"A good rule to live by Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
"What's a clown's favorite restaurant? (mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment."
"Imagine Putting 5 worth of fuel in your car and your cars like ""well, since we're both being childish"" And refuses to open the door."
"Racist jokes my dad told me Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza A pizza can feed a family"
"Why was the UKIP voter angry? Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)"
"What do you call the deaf man with no limbs? Whatever you want."
"Don't commit suicide, that's how people get killed."