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Joke of the Day
"My wife said I suffer from premature ejaculation.. I told her that I don't suffer"
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"What has no legs but stands firm?? My dick"
"When I was younger, I always heard of people getting robbed at gunpoint. If there's been so many robberies, why do people keep going to gunpoint?"
"I'm so out of shape, I can't even run away from my insecurities."
"How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb? None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!"
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"I'm going to put my grandmother on speed dial. I'll call it Instagram."
"When I get fired, I assume they are going to show me a hidden-camera montage of me flipping off my boss and customers behind their backs."