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Joke of the Day
"Did you know yesterday was National Middle Child Day? Don't worry, no one else remembered either."
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"You're too drunk, dear. Alcohol you later."
"Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man? Because he always went Against All Odds."
"What is it called when you dream in color? A chromatose"
"""Are you cold?"" *People who are cold*"
"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7, 8, 9, 11"
"A One Liner Tried to catch some fog yesterday.....but I mist."
"Excuse me waiter, I didn't ask for dessert. I asked for DESERT. Now get me a bowl of sand and a baby camel."
"Good cop: I get it. You wanted an easy way out. Laptop: Please update Adobe."
"What colour animals have the most sex? Brown Chicken, Brown Cow"