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"Scientists find new way to measure pregnancy Placentage"
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"At what age did the world's greatest sushi chef begin his training? Tuna half."
"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds Poor bastard"
"Have you guys seen the trailer for that new Moby Dick movie? I think it looks like a huge flop."
"You know how rich people prefer Bose, Bang & Olufsen and Marantz? That's just a stereotype."
"Why do SJWs hate dentists? Because they want to make teeth straight and white."
"For my niece's 7th birthday, I'm filling a pinata with a smaller pinata. When she breaks it open I'm gonna yell ""Oh God! She was pregnant!"""
"Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster."
"A little boy walked into a police station ""I lost my daddy"" says the boy. ""We'll look for him son, don't worry: what's he like?"" asked the officer. ""Liquor and women."""
"I would tell you a joke about my penis... ...but it's too long."