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Joke of the Day
"Scientists find new way to measure pregnancy Placentage"
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"how many screws hold together a lesbians bed? None it's all tongue and groove"
"I hate it when homeless people shake their change cups at me. I get it, you have more money than me. No need to be a dick about it."
"Confucius Say It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence."
"How do you get a fat person into bed? Piece of cake."
"Show me a man who calls himself a vegan and I'll show you a man who's trying to sleep with a vegan."
"My wife asked me if I wanted to be cremated after my death Or immediately before."
"*limbos away from your hug*"
"Pessimist had not sex for a long time Optimist had sex but long ago"
"Hey grandson, what's the name of that german man who makes me go crazy? Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer..."