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Joke of the Day

"My wife asked me if I wanted to be cremated after my death Or immediately before."

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"[requst] may someone help me with a joke include 'mi' word, I know you guys are awesome. Here is one pj example http://i.imgur.com/N0CXg6o.jpg It would almost same or better."

"""My grammar is terrible,"" I said untruthfully, as I lied on the bed."

"How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready teddy go !"

"My bike wheel really surprised me the other day. It spoke"

"I've never been camping but one time I ordered something from Amazon that wasn't Prime Eligible."

"What would you call an indian dating site? connect the dots"

"Whatever I was born in like 10 mangers"

"I'm angrier than a waitress forced to sing happy birthday"