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Joke of the Day

"how many screws hold together a lesbians bed? None it's all tongue and groove"

"I like to think of myself not so much as a terrible driver, but an awesome stunt woman."

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus."

"What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"

"What did the horse say when it walked into the bar? ""ouch..."""

"Stranger: so what do you do? Me: I'm in seminary S: seminary huh? so you can't get married? M: nah, I can't get married bc of my personality"

"If you love something, set it free. Maybe not sharks though. Or bees. Viruses. Lots of stuff really. Look, the point is don't love anything."

"What did O say to Q? Your boto is showing!"

"There are so many animal nudes on the internet. I mean, its not even regulated. Literally almost every animal picture is naked."

"If it was the choice between having the last pizza on earth or the last sex on earth, which toppings would you have on your pizza."