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Joke of the Day
"I am a recovering redneck. It's been three weeks since I dry humped a cousin."
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"I, for one, like Roman numerals"
"What language does a flight attendant speak? Plane English."
"What is the biggest compliment you can pay at a gay bar? Pushing in somebody's stool."
"The thing I love most about dad jokes... ...is how they keep pushing the boundaries of humour father and father."
"My dentist is going to be so proud of me! I've been brushing my teeth like ten times a day since I started using Betty Crocker toothpaste."
"Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics."
"I'm pretty sure God and Satan are both women, because who else would hold a grudge for that long?"
"Communist alternative of ""grab 'em by the pussy"" would be... ...""seize the means of reproduction."""
"If greens are the staples of a healthy diet... I'm gonna need some paperclips."