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"Ellen pao Punchline is in the title whoops"
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"Where does a homeless accountant live? In a tax shelter."
"Did you know that the Queen of England is a casual gamer? From what I hear, she mostly plays Nintendo games. So, would you call this proper use of the royal Wii?"
"What so you call an Asian jew? Jew Lee"
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"When life gives you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."
"I feel like rock jokes are taken for granite not very many pebble appreciate them."
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