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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a story about beastiality? Fifty Shades of Neigh"

"I really didn't like how I look after I shaved off my beard... ...but now it is starting to grow on me."

"Why was the lazy-eyed man a horrible teacher? Because he couldn't control his pupils."

"Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry ma'am I'm just passing through."

"What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet? An elephant with diarrhea."

"A man who has no right arm and no right leg falls off his wheelchair Thankfully, a woman passing by noticed him and approached him, offering some help. ""Are you alright?"" ""No, I'm not. I'm all left."""

"*sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* ""hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?"" ""YES. AISLE B, BACK"""

"What do africans wear on their heads? Ebowla hats"

"Nerdy joke What did the web server told the browser? My <BODY> is ready. What did the browser answer? Please give me <HEAD> first."

"Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed? Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me."