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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."
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"Either that loud scream was a patient yelling for help or Fred pulled the string on the bird's tail for quitting time- Why my cw hates me"
"Why do people want attention of 1000 pies? because it's their sen-pais~"
"""Dad, we need to talk."" ""Alright."" He grabs a chair and sits. ""Dad, you-"" He grabs yet another chair. ""DAMMIT DAD YOU'RE ADDICTED TO CHAIRS"""
"That awkward moment where your baby comes out black, and you don't want to keep it, but you have to because you're black too..."
"I'm really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff."
"If Trump wins I'm moving to my last Sim City 2000 save file."
"After A Game ""We kicked their asses!"" ""Yeah, we rectum."""
"American beer is like making love in a canoe it's fucking close to water *Monty Python, Live at the Hollywood Bowl*"
"I named my dick money... 'Cause women love to blow it"