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Joke of the Day

"Why did my semen cross the road? The condom broke"

"I like my scotch like I like my women.. 12 and single."

"The reward for a job well done is more work."

"What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal."

"I once saw a slice of toast in a zoo. It was bread in captivity."

"Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments? Idk, accordion to research I guess."

"What do you call an equation with no solution? A hypocrite."

"How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog? With relish."

"Who was the most well rounded knight of Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"

"Happy Father's Day! You motherfuckers are alright!"