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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food? They have a Pho-bia!"
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"What do you get if you cross the Titanic with The Sixth Sense? Icey dead people."
"Named my hamster Spam so when he dies I can bury him in a little tin coffin with his name on it."
"What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field? A farmer"
"My son asked me the definition of impending doom. I just said, 'you know when you smell dog poop in the house, but you can't see it? That.'"
"What's the best rock to sleep on? bed rock"
"The Apple Watch may become so addictive it keeps people from looking at what's truly important in life, like their iPhones."
"I find humour in the simple things... That's why I am banned from all Special Olympics events."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba-dum tss"
"Dad: Let's talk, we never talk. Me: Okay. I kinda wanna tell you something... Dad: You can tell me anything. Me: I'm Batman. Dad: Get out."