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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross the Titanic with The Sixth Sense? Icey dead people."

"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies."

"What's your favorite medical joke? I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous ""doctor joke"" thread, and need some fresh material!"

"I bought a beehive to start my beekeeping company I thought it was a good bees nest"

"What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner? Lettuce, pray."

"What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!"

"What are the most racist jokes you know? There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs."

"When beer and cheese isn't the answer... Change the question"

"Divorced Barbie. Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? A: All Ken's stuff."

"What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U? Amiigo"