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Joke of the Day

"If two impoverished African nations went into battle against each other... ... Would that be a third-world war?"

"Why can't black people swim? Because the cops will arrest them"

"Two zombies were playing a game of poker The first one threw his hand in the pile and the other laughed his head off."

"I went to an erectile dysfunction meeting today. Nobody else came."

"If you set fire to LMFAO they'll become ROTFLMAO."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and /r/Jokes? Nothing. They both manage to stay popular despite a whole load of crap."

"What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream? Are you surebert?"

"Anyone have a good recipe for ice cubes?"

"""As someone who has shown an interest in vacuums,"" the email from Amazon said, unsubscribedly."

"Your ""COEXIST"" sticker inspired me to slip a Madagascar hissing cockroach through your car window at the mall. Peace."