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Joke of the Day

"The Apple Watch may become so addictive it keeps people from looking at what's truly important in life, like their iPhones."

"Some (Hopefully OC) poem I thought of while lounging around. There once was a man named Larry Whose stomach detested dairy He had ice cream Harmless it seemed But next afternoon he was buried"

"What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus? One tooth"

"Why didn't the two introverts go camping? Because it's two fucking in tents."

"Sex is like bowling It can be great by yourself, but it's always better with multiple people."

"""I hope they bought enough beer so they won't notice how much I'm drinking"" -My prayer as I pull into my parents driveway"

"You were the hot single in your area the whole time."

"I ran into a fat guy on the way to work Luckily I bounced back"

"Did you hear about the Jewish couple that met during the Holocaust? They were star-crossed lovers."

"Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I've had a terrible accident! Doctor: The restrooms are down the hall on the left."