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Joke of the Day

"Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident and called from the hospital about the four casts."

"Having a ""20 items or less"" express lane at Wal-Mart is pointless when your customers don't know how to count."

"Bathrooms have Changed from being a Singing Studio, to a Photo Studio."

"Joke Did you hear about the man who stoke a bed"

"WIFE: OMG how did grandma's ashes get knocked off the mantel? ME: Actually I think it was- *cat makes throat slice gesture* -the wind"

"Are there any rules for lending your kids out as migrant workers?"

"Someday I'd love to treat my wife to some luxury items, like a BMW, a Louis Vuitton bag, or genuine HP ink cartridges."

"What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn? Don't do it, it's Siouxicide"

"Not trying to be racist or ignorant but... seriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike."

"What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !"