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"My wife kept trying to get pregnant but she blew all her chances"
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"What do homosexuals and appliances have in common? They both turn on when plugged. And a difference? An appliance doesn't work when the plug is wet."
"Pornstars would make pretty good lawyers... People wouldn't mind getting fucked by them!"
"Michigan and Ohio fought a war over Toledo... Michigan won and Ohio has to keep it."
"""well i asked asked her to move in after 3 months but i don't think-"" [cop interrupts me] do you know how fast you were going IN YOUR CAR"
"Raksha Bandhan Whatsapp Status #rakshabandhansms #rakshabandhanquotes #funnyjokes Thnks bro for ur warmth affectn & ur undrstndng, May our bond of luv remains forevr....."
"I love eating German sausage.... but it always gives me the wurst farts. HA HA HAHA Ha....ha....^ha ^ha^ha......^i'llshowmyselfout"
"Q: Why do you look out the window in the morning? A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway."
"me: I know it's over, but can I have one last hug? Please? Him: *moves closer. stops & sniffs* omg are you covered in superglue?"
"What is red and goes putt putt putt? An outboard apple."