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Joke of the Day
"My wife kept trying to get pregnant but she blew all her chances"
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"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode."
"Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal."
"Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden."
"The genius and the pool player A genius walks into a bar and says, ""I have 200 IQ!"" The pool player replies, ""I have an eye cue too!"" and pokes the genius in the eye."
"What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common? I cry whenever I see them."
"There was a failed art theft today... the robber reportedly was foiled because he didn't have enough Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh."
"Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"Guy walks into a bar Metal bar. Ouch"
"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cause it's definitely not 4. My basement is still dark & I'm running out of room."