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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bunch of skinny people stretching in the snow? Low-fat frozen yoga"

"Why don't boxers have sex before a fight? Because they don't like each other."

"White boards aren't just great They're remarkable"

"Did you hear about the time Pontius Pilate got really drunk? He ended up nailing Jesus."

"A friend of mine was learning to drive. The problem was he couldn't get the hang of backing the car round corners. His instructor fixed him by using reverse psychology!"

"*looks up from pestle and mortar ""Powdering this baby is HARD!"""

"If I ever go to prison, I know exactly what I'm going to nickname myself... Mitochondria! That way everyone will know I'm the powerhouse of the cell."

"A warning to prisoners of the Matrix Snitches get glitches"

"Why do women put on makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad..."

"Funny joke I heard during christmas Two nuns are sitting in a tub and one says to the other ""where's the soap"" and the other nun replies ""yes it does""."