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Joke of the Day
"Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever."
Next Joke
"What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas."
"Sorry, the dog stood on my keyboard and liked that Instagram photo of you from 47 weeks ago."
"Pirates used to wear eye patches because they had hooks for hands"
"When two gay men get married, whose parents pay for the wedding? Neither, because they're both ashamed of their children's disgusting and sinful lifestyle choices."
"My wife gets annoyed with my long showers. I told her they could be 10-15 minutes shorter if she joined me."
"What do you call someone who's representing a bike shop? A spokesperson."
"For those who can't eat their vegetables bc of the wheelchair: There IS a chocolate shake with every one, all you have to do is pull out the straw. Edit: a word"
"What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes? Errorist"
"Stops rape every time Consent"