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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make an anal joke here.... ...butt fuck it."
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"Dentistry is the perfect profession for people who like to talk but don't want a response"
"Two blondes walk into a bar... The brunette ducks"
"""My god,"" I whisper as the food arrives. ""Just as the prophecy foretold."""
"If you don't consider yourself a terrible person, you're likely a horrific person."
"Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon? Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!"
"Crabs can't eat hotdogs because they just keep cutting them into tinier and tinier hotdogs."
"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber!"
"What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash? Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon"
"What is white, and 14 inches long. Absolutely nothing."