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Joke of the Day

"When two gay men get married, whose parents pay for the wedding? Neither, because they're both ashamed of their children's disgusting and sinful lifestyle choices."

"So someone decided to offer a million pounds to the first Irishman who could learn to swim... A Scotsman ended up winning."

"Food is like dark humor not every one gets it."

"My lame brother and his friends dressed up as european sausages tonight! He's the wurst."

"I hate it when my girlfriend tells me she's about to come I have shitty cellphone reception."

"How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"""My homework ate my dog"" -student in python breeding class"

"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac newton died a virgin"

"Kadala of Diablo 3"

"How do weathermen get up a mountain? They climate"