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Joke of the Day

"Whats the best way to pick up chicks Lean over and pick them up with your hands."

"What do you call a midget fortune teller who kills his customers? A small medium at large."

"I'm not sexist because being sexist is wrong And being wrong is for women."

"Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !"

"What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"Taking the Drivers test made me realize I wanted to be a race car driver..... ......the instructor was surprised at how fast I was driving."

"So a clown gets eaten by a shark..."

"What's a sluts favourite drink? 7 Up in Cider"

"I call realtors advertising on bus stop benches and ask them the bus schedule."

"Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy? Because he only made a good buccaneer."