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Joke of the Day
"What did Who the clown use as his clown horn? Who nose?"
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"Why do mermaids wear seashell bras? Because ""B"" shells are to small and ""D"" shells are too big."
"SANTA: I don't need a surveillance guy. I see all! ELF ON SHELF: Seen these? [shows pics of Mommy kissing Santa Claus] S: When can u start"
"Why do they have fences around a cemetery? Because people are dying to get in."
"What do beekeepers say when they go to work? ""Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"""
"How to Talk to Women Who Are Inside an MRI Tube"
"A chicken walks into a bar... Chicken: got any chicken food? Bartender: Nope, thats across the road. That answers that question"
"A bad thing about living in Switzerland. The flag is a big plus, but that just adds to the problem. (I did not create the first part, but i decided to *add* the last part to the joke)"
"Sometimes I think I've missed my calling. Luckly for me I have voicemail."
"She told me to give her nine inches and to make it hurt... So i fucked her three times and punched her in the gut."