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Joke of the Day

"A bad thing about living in Switzerland. The flag is a big plus, but that just adds to the problem. (I did not create the first part, but i decided to *add* the last part to the joke)"

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"What's the difference between pudding pops and bill Cosbys dick? It's consensual when people eat pudding pops."
"You know what I love about world history? ... It's a long story"
"Brain: What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on? Do the math! Me: Seriously?! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow"
"What do Brazil and lesbians have in common? Neither like touching balls."
"A lawyer walks into a bar... He passes."
"I'm all for saving the planet, but recycling jokes doesn't help..."
"*dies* *gets to heaven* *sees furries everywhere* Me: What the... Jeebus: Hell hath no furry, man *laughs, puts on giraffe costume*"
"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus depot and a lobster with big boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."
"I'm so done with Apple products! Their phones can't do jack..."