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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dog and your best friend? The dog doesn't fuck your wife and walk the house in your robe"

"There's a fine line... Between a numerator and a denominator."

"What did the the black boy get for Christmas? Your Bike..."

"An old man says to the doctor ""I piss like a horse at 6 each morning, poop like a goose at 7."" The doctor says ""Then what's the problem?"" The old man says ""I don't get out of bed until 8."""

"We have technology which allows people to see through walls. We call them windows."

"Bill Clinton is so exited about the possibility of being in the White house again, He too has started wearing a hat on the campaign trail. It says : Make America fellate again."

"How do you starve a black guy? Hide his food stamps under his work boots."

"I'm sorry baby, but me & you are not going to work out. We are going to watch tv."

"To all the people making jokes about Reddit and not putting any additional text:"

"*on the subway* CUTE GUY: [mouths ""hi""] PRETTY GIRL: [mouths ""hi"" back] ME, IN BETWEEN THEM: [exaggeratedly mouths ""YOU GUYS LIKE HOTDOGS""]"