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Joke of the Day
"You know you're wrong... when YouTube commenters start agreeing with you."
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"Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment."
"What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones!"
"What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes? A: Deterrent."
"What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread? Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread? Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time? a rye-ot"
"My gf told me to stop pretending i'm amy winehouse I said no, no, no"
"Me: *falls off a ladder* Wife: OH MY GOD! ARE YOU INJURED? Me: *obviously concussed but also bleeding* I'm injured and outjured"
"You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone."
"What was Hitler favorite TV show? The Amazing Race"
"My 1-year-old refused to wear her shoes and carried them around instead. She can barely walk and she's already the drunk girl at the party."