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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod."
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"The English team visited an orphanage in brazil. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"",said Jose age 6."
"i type everything in lower case because i don't give a shift"
"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have Cotton Balls"
"What do you get if you fuck an Antarctic penguin? A Chilly Willy."
"If tomatoes are a fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie."
"You know what screw programming C-out"
"After the initial energy surrounding lithium's arrest... Charges were dropped, due to lack of connection."
"Its weird how your entire day flashes before your eyes the moment you realize that your zipper has been down and you haven't pissed in 8 hrs"
"Breaking News: A ship carrying red paint just collided with a ship carrying purple paint, in the South China Sea. Authorities report that the crews of both ships are marooned"