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Joke of the Day
"What's a frat boy's favorite toy company? Hasbrah."
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"My friend Jerry and I built a house... It was absolutely floorless. I mean we really nailed it this time. Not like the last one that we screwed up. This time we just did a really wood job."
"Hey, everybody under 25 just shut up for like FIVE minutes."
"A man goes to the doctor He says, ""Doc, I got a problem. I take a huge shit every morning at 8."" The doctor asks, ""How is that a problem?"" The man says, ""I don't wake up until 10:30."""
"How does a baby Wookie get around? Ewoks"
"ME: I wish I could just go back to the good old day FRIEND: don't you mean good old days? ME: no, I just had the one"
"What do you call a stolen Tesla Car? Edison."
"Why is football the single best sport? Because americans don't play it."
"Black and White Black is a Color, White is a Color. They why Black and White TV is not a Color TV???"
"An Xbox One got into a fight with a PS4 The ambulance came. Wii U Wii U Wii U."