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Joke of the Day
"Mean jokes are like children with cancer. They never grow old."
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"I just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven when I take a nap."
"My 7 yr. old thought it would be really funny to hold up a sign in the back window of the car that said ""HELP ME!"". It was not."
"What's the difference between LSD and my dad? LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me."
"ME: I'm off to that meeting BOSS: Forget something? M: Yes! [kisses boss gently on forehead] B: I meant your pen [whispers] but thank you"
"So my girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess. So I put her in a castle and sent some Italian plummer to find her."
"What type of gun does a feminist carry? A revulva"
"What's the hardest thing about nailing a baby to a tree? My Penis."
"i forgot to mention those pills i gave you might turn you into a sloth [jim is typing] [jim is typing] [jim is typing] [jim is typing] ""ok"""
"I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my life creating wacky sci-fi inventions... The time machine alone set me back 15 years."