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Joke of the Day

"Gwen Stefani: this shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S wait!! If if this shit is bananas then that means... Cut to kid opening lunch box"

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one who had a dream."

"What vegetable is the favourite of British people? Queuecumbers."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? For the 23rd flavor."

"Why are trigonometric functions always women? Because they have periods!"

"What usually comes in handy? A virgin."

"Last night my black colleague....... Last night my black colleague walked away with the 'Employee of the year' award. Luckily security stopped him at the door."

"One time when I was riding the school bus the bus drive hit a couple of tree branches She said ""bus drivers trim trees as a side job"""

"Kid: But dad I don't want to go to Australia. Dad: Shut and keep digging"

"What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day? On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish."