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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rhetorical fish? Sharkasm."
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"What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."
"""And the Oscar for Best Actress goes to.....Beyonce?"" *Kanye slowly sits down*"
"Why did chicken cross the road? Because Intermediate value theorem"
"I feed my cat lemons. He's a real sour puss."
"Did you hear? About the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?..."
"Boaz must've been one hell of a roaster before he got married. Because he was Ruthless."
"Why'd the Titanic stop putting out on the first date? The iceberg had said 'just the tip'"
"Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww."
"Plumbers are a lot like hookers... They'll unclog your pipes, but it's gonna cost ya."