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Joke of the Day

"My friend doesn't like being called Squidward. He told me, ""But I hate SpongeBob..."" I said, ""That's the spirit!"""

"Why aren't hippies good pitchers? Because they're always high and outside."

"Ever met a boring and stable girl who was good in bed? Exactly."

"Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!"

"I should of studied harder in English."

"Every time I go for a Jog I get hit by the same bike It's a vicious cycle"

"Food is like dark humour... Not everyone gets it."

"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay Sounds suuuuuuper fun if you don't happen to know what either of they things are."

"You know what doesn't suck? A hooker that just won the lottery"

"How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it? -Banks"