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Joke of the Day

"Note to self: hairspray does not kill spiders; it merely increases their strength and makes them look flawless all day."

"You've really gotta hand it to short people Because they usually can't reach it anyways"

"What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen? Carlos."

"Now that Christmas is over, don't forget to be thankful for all the children in China who made your kid's toys."

"I recently told my girlfriend about removing the cookies and site data because it slows down the browser speed... Now she understands why I delete the browsing history everyday."

"What is the Terminators Muslim name? Al Bi Baq"

"I explained to my kids that babies come out the bum because I couldn't draw a very good vagina using crayons and construction paper."

"""Dude, this game is like your mom."" ""Dude, this game is just like your mom."" ""How so?"" ""It's really easy."""

"Request: jokes about the color turquoise. And jokes about the color pink. Do your worst. Dad jokes preferred"

"What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask? The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!"