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Joke of the Day

"What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask? The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!"

"What language do pirates speak? Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times."

"How are women like tornadoes? At first there's lots of blowing and sucking, then your house is gone."

"Why was the robot cold? He was missing his winter gear"

"How many Amish guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One... I mean, they aren't fucking retarded."

"Here's a joke for all you Game of Thrones fans. One day Bran walks into a bar."

"A priest, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"What is Tom Brady's favorite opera? Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)"

"What does a musician train do when running from the law? Covers tracks"

"I used to be a hesitant hugger... But I've learned to embrace it."