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Joke of the Day
"Coworker: My husband's an angel. Me: You're lucky.. mine's still alive."
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"I once knew a girl who confused a tube of KY jelly... for a tube of super glue. I asked her how it happened... her lips were sealed."
"Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !"
"Yo momma so fat, when she blushes People mistake her for the Blood Moon"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapus"
"Rio declares state of emergency just before Olympics. That's like inviting people to your house for dinner but you have no food. Or house."
"Doc : Do you know what blood type you are? Me : Red?"
"What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal? JOHN CENA"
"Woman to friend at store: We can get shrimp for people who don't eat meat! Me: don't forget the cheese for the lactose intolerant people!"
"A team of scientists have invented a pill for sufferers of Alzheimer's to take daily. They didn't think that through did they?"