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Joke of the Day
"Coworker: My husband's an angel. Me: You're lucky.. mine's still alive."
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"[NSFW] I like to wait outside hospitals Because I like my MILFs fresh."
"""Grandpa, grandpa! Tell us again about the time you whittled a 189 character idea down to a perfect 140 character tweet!"""
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa-dum-tssss."
"What does Santa do to dragons? He ""sleighs"" them."
"Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ""Black Friday""? Because everything is a steal."
"What bounces and makes kids cry? My donation cheque to ""Children in Need""."
"What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old? About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde."
"Scientists had already discovered a ninth planet 5000 times the size of Pluto years ago Your Mum"
"How do you call black man that is flying a plane? a pilot, you racist"