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Joke of the Day

"How do you call black man that is flying a plane? a pilot, you racist"

"Working front desk at Motel 6 wasn't paying the bills so I started dealing meth to the housekeepers. It was an Inn side job."

"Is there a mouse in the house ? No but there's a moose on the loose !"

"The only thing my girl friend blows Is everything out of proportion"

"I was in the car with my girlfriend, and I started hearing this annoying whining noise... So my girlfriend got out to look at the engine and I drove off."

"Did you hear about the sarcastic washing machine? It takes the piss out of your knickers."

"The executioner let me tie my own noose He said I'm getting the hang of it."

"So I heard, that after a long debate, they finally announced the hide and seek champion of 2014. 1st place went to Malaysia Airlines Flight 370!"

"I'd like to die in my sleep like my grandpa Comfortably, unlike the rest of the people in his car"

"Know what I hate more than a hipster? Two hipsters."