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Joke of the Day
"How do you call black man that is flying a plane? a pilot, you racist"
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"What gets wetter as it dries your mom"
"What kind of sweets do trucks like? Lorrypops."
"What did the german with food allergies say? Gluten Nacht"
"The internet is amazing in its ability to speed up communication, for instance it used to take years to realize you hated your friends."
"The world's finest super spy at work: an interview"
"I tried on a parachute at an extreme sports retailer the other day, and asked my girlfriend how I looked. ""It suits you down to the ground"", she said."
"What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath? The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure."
"Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming."
"my favorite animals at the zoo are just the random birds walking around like they belong. Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town"