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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new cemetery? People are dying to get in."
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"If we are talking and I reach up and slowly turn my bear suit head around backward, our conversation is over."
"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's middle finger."
"An artist found a way to draw a two-sided figure, but the International Geometry Summit immediately began to furiously contest the new shape... I say, let bi-gons be bi-gons"
"Are rhetorical questions really necessary?"
"My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money, watch your health."" So one day while I was watching my health, my grandfather stole my money."
"Golf, except there's no balls or clubs or anything, and you just drive around in a cart and drink."
"Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye."
"Why do Chinese workers work so hard? Because their companies are always short-staffed."
"I hope I never have more than one kid because the urge to superglue two children together is a crippling desire I struggle against everyday."