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Joke of the Day
"Are rhetorical questions really necessary?"
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"Two types of people from small towns: 1. Let's leave after high school and find culture! 2. Where is everyone? Better make some new people!"
"What's your emergency? Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."
"My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me."
"Your future."
"Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills."
"Why did the blond climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side."
"As a professional musician I can trick any girls heart I play the organ."
"Millions of years ago dinosaurs ruled the earth but like all great empires they were eventually brought down by corruption and voter fatigue"
"Something I'll sadly never get back as a Jew My foreskin."