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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye."
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"What is a Golden retriever's favorite sex position? It doesn't really matter, as long as its ruff."
"what is Ceasar's slogan for his advertising company? Ceasar sell ads"
"Two whales are swimming in the ocean. One whale opens his mouth and says ""BEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUUUUGAA BOOOOOOUUUUAAAAAAAAEEEOOOOH"" The other whale turns to him and says ""Dude you are so drunk."""
"if i opened my Gryffindor Would you Slytherin?"
"What happens when you place a black baby next to your ear... You can hear a future mixtape."
"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night... And he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, ""Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"""
"*seductively slides hand along store shelf to distract you* *grabs last bag of Cheetos* *tucks, rolls, and runs away*"
"The Americans are aiding Ukraine in their war against Russia. Their new, revolutionary strategy is to clog the Russians arteries. They call it *Operation* *Dunkin'* *Donetsk*."
"A bIack man walks into a bar... and his cell mate laughs his ass off."