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Joke of the Day

"An artist found a way to draw a two-sided figure, but the International Geometry Summit immediately began to furiously contest the new shape... I say, let bi-gons be bi-gons"

"What's the similarity between smoking a cigarette and eating pussy? The taste changes the closer you get to the butt."

"Why did the dorito feel left out? Cause he didn't chip in!"

"People who remote lock their car 2 times seriously have trust issues. Personally, I do it 3 times but that's just my OCD."

"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion."

"What do you call a group of pirates having sex? An *Arrr*-gy..."

"""Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."" In which case, there sure are a lot of amnesiacs on this subreddit."

"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would use to make someone's legs disappear That's a Frankie Boyle joke"

"The Word Election and Erection Are Spelt Similarly. They also have the same meaning A dick rising to power!"

"Whats the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger"